Well I haven’t posted anything in a long while due to a broken wrist. Typing is difficult. Soon I’ll try to remedy that. Perhaps at the minimum 2 posts a week. Until then, please enjoy this short. Until anon, matthew Z.
Well today marks the 14th day of taking the so-called fat burning pill(Acai Berry Detox). Initial thoughts…wait for it…bogus! I have taken the recommended dose of 2 pills per day for the last 14 days. I haven’t noticed a thing. No more energy than usual. No weight loss. No better sleeping. The only thing that might be noticed was the frequent trips to the bathroom. I had to pee 10 times more than normal. This could also be attributed to the recommended amounts of water they suggest. You might as well put ground up cornmeal inside these and market those. Ingredients? No clue. Since these don’t have to be regulated by the food and drug administration (herbal supplement) your guess is as good as mine. Let’s go over the process and what was encountered, shall we?
...drivethru dumb ass...
Have you ever found yourself in a drivethru line and seen this? The person in the car ahead of you apparently doesn’t have a functioning door window and has to order and receive items by opening the door. Now not only is this dangerous, but this is completely amazing. The lengths people will go to so they don’t have to WALK inside to order. Seriously people, wouldn’t it just be easier to park and go inside. You have to open and close the door the same amount of time, given you close it to drive from the speaker to the window. Another great piece is the exchange between drivethru dumbass and the employee. The person has to pull ahead ever so slightly so the door doesn’t block the window. This creates a magical and beautiful ballet that the driver now has to perform so he/she can reach the said window. Some drivers end up putting the car in park and then try the routine, while others like this lug do it with the foot still firmly on the brake. And don’t forget about Read more…
