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My goal here is to offer better. Better what you ask? Anything. Advice, health, wealth, happiness, gadgets (I love gadgets!), anything. Physical, emotional, whatever. But please remember the views and opinions expressed on thematthewZproject are mine. However hypocritical, extremely biased, usually politically incorrect or funny, they are mine and are in now way meant to influence or offend. Thanks for visiting!

You have to love traveling with kids.  They are such little explorers.

eating her Braunschweiger and crackers

drives tucker her out

I’ve been too busy lately to write anything of value, so I’m hoping to take this weekend and get a few things started.  I hope you’ll check back soon.  I’ll also get a few more pictures up.  Thanks for your patience.  In the mean time, feel free to drop me any comments, questions, or suggestions.

What have you been busy with?

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This is one of the photos that I’m sure I’ll look back on some day and say “I wish I could hold my babies again” and know those were the best years of my life.

enjoying time at the family cabin Oct 2009

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I had a thought yesterday which led me to believe I HAVE to test it out to know for sure. Will placing photos of beautiful breasts, boobs, ta-ta’s, or whatever you call them, on my site increase  traffic.  I think it will.  So here goes.

homemade ketchup anyone

First up I’ll highlight some photos showing the use of breast as tools. Throughout the ages, man has enjoyed the bounty women have offered…here is just a few. From making homemade ketchup, holding beer, and doubling as a tray, you should get the idea. Perhaps I could make this a weekly thing. Hmmm, it’s got potential.  We’ll see.

I’m also betting that no matter what I write, most of you won’t ever read it, you’ll just click on the photos to make them larger.  I’m cool with that.  In fact, I’d most likely do that if I was visiting as well. So with that said, enjoy.  Tomorrow I’ll attempt a post of just nice butts. matthew Z

...beer koozies

?tray tables?