the matthew Z project

I’m a Pisces. I walk without a limp. I’m short, but at the same time I’m the tallest in my family. I married Melisa in 2004. My oldest daughter Lauren MacKenzie was born 5/31/06 one month ahead of schedule. My youngest daughter Lindsay Madelyn was born 5/22/09, right on schedule. I have a cat named Domino that likes to exercise after each bowel movement. I have a job. I have a car. I need a boat. I want MORE money. I laugh at things I hear inside my head. I’m a hunter. I gather sometimes too. I’m a skilled painter, yet I’ve never painted anything. I often wonder if a question mark is jealous of an exclamation point. My favorite number is 1,000,407. No wait, it’s 24. I don’t have a favorite number. I have green eyes. My hair is turning white and/or gray. I have many shoes. I love to play games with my children. I type with a natural keyboard. I sing in the shower, but not out loud. I perform the same routine almost daily each morning. It changes everyday. I like water. Not the kind you drink but the kind you swim in. I guess that’s the same, but maybe not. I think I’m funny. You may not. I tell the truth, no matter what lie I’m hiding. I have Christmas gifts I’ve never used before. I enjoy a nice pair of slacks. People like me. I’m going to win the lottery soon. I eat fruit. I had soup for lunch (no I didn’t). I’m scared of meatballs. Gravy is cool. I’m happy. I don’t like public transportation. I drive in the fast lane because it’s always moving faster. I drive slow. I like to make myself feel important by asking kids really hard questions they have no way of knowing. I’m a charmer. I like to talk. I don’t like to talk in front of large gatherings. I don’t have a satellite dish, but I do have an HDTV antenna. I’m typing this from a boat. I read. I talk on the phone a lot. I text even more. I’m allergic to email, so I check it all the time, even though I know I have no new emails since the last time I checked 20 seconds ago. I still look. I don’t forward chain emails. I like the reply button. I like to take photographs. I have a slight touch of OCD and I have adult ADD.  For better or worse…I think we know who won that game…ME!